Euphemisms a comment swap

I fall. A lot. Because my muscles suddenly stop working while I'm walking, carrying things, trying to write, ect. I've started calling it sudden relaxation.

It seems I have days when I'm very forgetful. I just call these times Potholes Down Memory Lane.

When I am telling something and suddenly lose my place or thought, I call it a "Brain Fart"

I tend to over think things to the point that I cannot actually DO them. In order to combat this I frequently just dive into something and then cross my fingers that it works out. It doesn't BUT I have started calling that moment of 'just do it' my

Pre-emptive (cuss)-up.

If you find cussing offensive and would say so to my face I would find an alternative to use around you where the meaning was the same so feel free to just put that alternative in where the cuss is. I call my willingness to accomdate 'being Canadian'...

My son says things go on vacation. Like my hip, leg, evt when the relaxation takes a while to resolve lol

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