Dicks in Disguise II

For this swap you will make one ATC for one partner of the theme dicks in disguise. Interpretation is wide open (like your mom!). Is the dick wearing Groucho glasses? Is it a questionable mushroom? Or camouflaged? Maybe some kind of phallic animal? Have fun with it! This is sender's choice within the theme. No profile-specific requirement.

Send a nicely made ATC. Go to some effort. Stickers should be embellishments at most and NOT the focus of the ATC. Also please no photographs of your own dick, disguised or not. Otherwise, any media is allowed. ATCs are 2.5 x 3.5 inches in size. Do not send someone else's ATC you've received, make your own for this swap.

I believe no one should host swaps they aren't willing to angel themselves. I will angel if necessary, but I screen participants very carefully to minimize the risk of flakers getting in. I will remove participants with poor ratings, late swaps, drama, nasty comments, or other swapping history that concerns me at my discretion. If you have any negative swapping history and want to participate, please proactively message me to explain. Otherwise, I may ban you with no notice if I am suspicious. And I tend to be suspicious and protective of my swaps. :)

Because of delivery issues, multi-profiler/flaker concerns, and site policies I require real names. If you join a swap of mine with a fake name or no last name, you will be asked to fix it.