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C=ϖ Frank & Beans Swap X RATED! ♂

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C=ϖ Frank & Beans Swap X RATED! ♂
Swap Coordinator:myrrhmaid (contact)
Swap categories: Themed  Art  Handmade 
Number of people in swap:12
Location:Other
Type:None
Last day to signup/drop:September 7, 2008
Date items must be sent by:October 7, 2008
Number of swap partners:1
Description:

Frank & Beans, Dick & Balls, Cock & Testes, call him what you like, The Bald Avenger, Meat Stick, The Baloney Pony, Pork Sword, Custard Cannon, Sledgehammer, One-Eyed Snake in a Turtleneck Sweater.. Goddess knows I'd make a great lesbian except for the fact that I love me some man meat! I worship the phallus. He comes shaped like a mushroom or a fireman's helmet, sometimes with his retractable skin, sometimes not. Pink, purple, blue, brown, black, red.

Draw, paint, sculpt, felt, stuffie a cock of your contriving! Add some balls for excitement and flair. Join this swap-if you dare!

No Newbies. Everyone else who has balls enough is welcome.

'Blessed are the cracked, for they bring in the light.'

Discussion

jannikinz 08/ 5/2008 #

Just a comment....your swap description really really made me laugh.

myrrhmaid 08/ 5/2008 #

I cracked myself up writing it out! I think I woke the kids!

cerwinrhiannon 08/ 5/2008 #

OMG Myrrhmaid-only you! LOLOL

I just had to join this. It should be interesting. Already my hubby is offering to model for me.

myrrhmaid 08/ 5/2008 #

I figured we needed one to go with the vagina pillow. I thought If I made it more mixed media then just a stuffie we could get a larger swath of people interested in playing too. I found the best fabric for the pussy pillow today! It's going to be so pretty!

cerwinrhiannon 08/ 5/2008 #

You'd better get over there and sign up, then. I did.

weeatcrayons 08/ 6/2008 #

Captain Winkie!! lol I died laughing when I saw this. I hope you'll let me join, I'd love to attempt this!

makestuff 08/ 6/2008 #

OMG I had to sign up for this one... one could really have "a ball" making this

myrrhmaid 08/ 6/2008 #

Come one! Come all! LOL! I'm glad you are getting a kick out of this like I am!

makestuff 08/ 7/2008 #

This could 'point' the way to a bunch more anatomy swaps :)

myrrhmaid 08/10/2008 #

LOL! LOL! LOL!

myrrhmaid 08/13/2008 #

I got mine made yesterday! I still want to add some stray hairs to the balls here & there! I made them so they can be worn! I didn't try them on but they look hilarious! I hope my partner has the balls to try them on! Or even wear them out!

makestuff 08/13/2008 #

Wow... you really got me wondering now. How does one "try them on"?? lol

needlewings 08/17/2008 #

No newbies? Does that mean virgins? lol
I will promote safe sex so that mine will be STD free:D I actually went to a latin festival and they were giving away free condoms at one booth. They were probably giggling when I left with one of every color when I told them that I was making crafts with them. They probably thought sure, yeah right, that 50 something old lady is gonna get some. hee hee. The truth be known, I live with the limp one eyed wonder worm, but I promise I will make my phallic symbol from memory of earlier years, but i will give it some character. lol BTW, does size matter? lol

myrrhmaid 08/20/2008 #

ROTFLMAO! I'm having so much fun and great laughs with you gals over all of this! I'll have to see if I can find that email with the prom dresses made out of condoms.

needlewings 08/21/2008 #

Oh yeah, I have seen the condom prom dress. Things do have ways of cycling around the internet. ha. When we went to Alaska on a cruise, we toured "Dolly's House" in Ketchikan, that had an interesting story on how she was able to purchase the house with all of her clients.lol Her shower curtain was made with silk condom flowers. http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2363466110046255263NNhdRV

messy 08/23/2008 #

LOL, what a funny swap and a funny bunch of swappers! Houston it's a go for lift off, I can't wait to get my partner!!!

cerwinrhiannon 08/28/2008 #

Needlewings, I saw that house in Alaska. Amazing!

groundhoggirl 08/29/2008 #

myrrhmaid, you crack me up...leave it to you to come up with a swap like this...i can't resist...i don't know what that bad boy is going to look like but it'll be fun making it anyway...i can't wait!

shinianen 09/ 2/2008 #

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I had to sign up for this one. Too funny. I'm sure my husband will just look at me, shake his head and sigh as he usually does when I do something stupid (even though he won't admit it, I know he finds it mildly amusing!)

Adrienne131313 09/ 3/2008 #

LOL this is great :)

myrrhmaid 09/ 4/2008 #

Come one, come all! And please, let's all get pictures so we can show off our 'new members!' :)

Guitartists 09/19/2008 #

Ooooo I hope there's another one of these eventually ;)

mailiis 09/29/2008 #

I can't wait to see them all!!

myrrhmaid 10/ 6/2008 #

Get pictures to put on the gallery or tell us it's on your flickr so we can go peeksee!

myrrhmaid 10/ 7/2008 #

The gallery slideshow doesn't resize pics so make sure they are no bigger than 500 x 500 or so. Otherwise it can take a long time to upload. Tere, don't go looking unless you want to spoil the surprise!

myrrhmaid 10/10/2008 #

I can't get the gallery slide show to work! I'll post pics in my flickr later.

AngelaMariex3 11/19/2008 #

I can't think of anything to do, but if I do I def. want to join this swap. I'm dying laughing! I love swaps where you can be free of judgement and just have fun! This and your pussy pillow are just too much fun! I HAVE to try and join this! (I can't sew if my life depended on it, or I would make the pillow!!!)

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