Bizarre April Holiday postcards

Send your three (3) partners one (1) postcard each, naked (stamped & written on) that falls into the following bizarre April Holidays. (Yes, I know there are more but these are the ones I've chosen from this website here

Your choices are:

April, 2014 Bizarre and Unique Holidays

National Humor Month

International Guitar Month

Keep America Beautiful Month

Lawn and Garden Month

National Poetry Month

National Pecan Month

National Welding Month

Records and Information Management Month

Stress Awareness Month

Sexual Assault Awareness Month

Only chose from these given choices! Sender's choice, you do not have to meet likes and dislikes. Please mention which holiday your card matches in what you write.

Postcards can be store bought, museum, art, zazzle(etc), postcard book. No free/ad, no handmade.

And in honor of it being records and information management month, your estimated burden is 5 minutes per postcard.

April is a quick turn around but I'll have more time for the May swap. I'll angel if needed. No 1's or 3's in 2014. Newbies allowed. I will check profiles and reserve the right to ban if questionable.