Answer these (hilarious) questions and e-mail them to your partners! Should be very fun! Sorry if any of the questions offend anyone.
Would you rather...
Be 4'5"?
Be 7'7"?
Would you rather...
Have legs as long as your fingers?
Have fingers as long as your legs?
Would you rather...
Be able to run at 100 miles per hour?
Or fly at 10 miles per hour?
Would you rather...
Sweat mayo?
Or have to poop a softball?
Would you rather...
Talk like Jar Jar Binks? (You are not allowed to kill yourself.)
Or look like Jar Jar Binks? (You are not allowed to kill yourself.)
Would you rather...
Have a dragon?
Or be a dragon?
Would you rather...
Be sexually attracted to fruit?
Or have Cheetos dust permanently stuck on your fingers?
Would you rather...
Never have to worry about money?
Or live in a world with Pokemon?
Would you rather...
Be the BEST racquetball player in the world?
Or find $65 on the street?
Would you rather...
Speak any language fluently?
Or be able to talk to animals?
Would you rather...
Not have sex with a goat, and have everyone think you had sex with a goat?
Or have sex with a goat, but no one will ever find out?
Would you rather...
Only be able to whisper?
Or only be able to shout?
Would you rather...
Eat a pinecone?
Or poop a pinecone?
Would you rather...
Change gender every time you sneeze?
Or not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby?
Would you rather...
Watch your parents have sex every day of your life?
Or join in once to stop it?