Rambling letter

This was brought up by @LilCowgirl

You will send one rambling letter to one partner. Letter can be about anything and everything. Don't stick to normal topics like where you live, work, study etc get a bit creative.

Have a pet peeve? Talk about it. Had a weird dream last night? We want to know. Ever thought about what career your pet would have if they were human? Please share.

The letter should be at least 3 pages long. Pages should be no smaller than around A5 (irregular shaped pages are fine, size standard is just so people don't write on memo pages).

To enter the swap you must be rated for 3 mail swaps.

Have fun and happy swapping!