Jokecard Postcard #3

This is a play off the famous Quotecard Postcard swap! You will have three (3) partners for this swap, sender's choice on the postcards. The postcards must be store bought and sent naked with a joke! Puns, one-liners, knock-knock jokes, question & punchline, anecdotes, silly proverbs, etc!

Let's make each other laugh! :D

Please no offensive, racist, religiously offensive or dirty jokes. Keep in mind the mail carrier can read these, so let's keep it clean. I assume everyone signing up for this swap has good humor, so I'm going to say that CLEAN blonde jokes, CLEAN women vs men jokes, CLEAN yo' mama, etc are free game. In other words, use your best judgment when choosing a joke! If I get any valid complaints about a swapper's joke, they will be banned from future Jokecard Postcard swaps.

NEWBIES welcome with profile. I will check all profiles/ratings before the swap begins and do a case-by-case basis for people with low ratings, but you are welcome to join provided you are working on the problem and have responded. Use this as a chance to get your rating back up! I will angel if necessary, since I am allowing this in the swap.